Kevin Wojcik
Synthesizers, programming · 1984–1989
It was his closet. He made the machines talk to each other.
Now. Lives in the western suburbs. Still repairs televisions, by appointment. The closet is a closet again.
Open the file →Basement Laboratory New Wave · Downers Grove, Illinois · 1984–1989
Recorded where nobody would look.
Four students from Downers Grove, Illinois. A walk-in closet, a cassette four-track and two keyboards that were made to agree. Three releases on Walk-In Records, 1985–1989.
Personnel
Two keyboards, one drum machine, one guitar and one voice. The closet held all four if the guitarist stayed in the doorway.
Synthesizers, programming · 1984–1989
It was his closet. He made the machines talk to each other.
Now. Lives in the western suburbs. Still repairs televisions, by appointment. The closet is a closet again.
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Lead vocals · 1984–1989
The voice and the words. Arms folded unless she was singing.
Now. Teaches high-school English in Minneapolis. Runs the school talent show. Every act is allowed a second verse.
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Drum machine · 1984–1989
Programmed every beat. Never played a real drum.
Now. Programs lighting cues for a regional theater company in Milwaukee. Has still never played a real drum.
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Guitar, bass synthesizer · 1984–1989
The class clown. Serious about the music, and about nothing else.
Now. Sells insurance in Naperville. Plays guitar in a Sunday morning church band. Still owns the tie.
Open the file →The story, as filed
Compiled from the station logs, the clippings, the J-cards and the people who were there. Where they disagree, the logs win.
Page 1 of 6 · 1984
In July 1984 Kevin emptied the walk-in closet in his bedroom. The clothes went into a dresser. The closet became a studio.
His mother gave him an egg-crate mattress pad. He cut it into squares and stapled them to the walls. The cassette four-track stood on three phone books. The overhead bulb hummed into every recording, so it was replaced with a string of Christmas lights.
Two keyboards went on the shelf where the shoes had been. A home computer sat on the floor and kept time for both. Tracy brought the drum machine in September. Scott brought a guitar and stood in the doorway. Dawn arrived in October and asked what was on the headphones.
The four of them were sixteen and seventeen. The closet held them all if Scott stayed in the doorway. He stayed in the doorway.
Page 2 of 6 · 1985
On Friday, April 19, 1985, the band played the spring talent show in the high school gym. The program listed the act as "Kevin and friends (music)."
They played two songs. Tracy set the drum machine on a folding table. Kevin stood behind two keyboards on a stand. Dawn sang the first verse with her arms folded and the second without.
The audience did not clap between songs. They had not been told there would be two. At the side of the stage, two teachers exchanged a look. One of them later asked Tracy how the drum machine knew when to stop.
First place went to a baton routine. The band did not place. It did sell nine tapes in the parking lot.
Page 3 of 6 · 1986
The band graduated in June 1986. Dawn rode the Burlington line into the city for college. Tracy enrolled at Kettering Hill College. Scott went to work. Kevin repaired televisions on Ogden Avenue. They met on weekends in the closet.
On the Saturday after Thanksgiving, Scott's parents allowed a small gathering in the basement. Twenty people were invited. About seventy came. The band played on milk crates. There was no table, so the drum machine went on an ironing board.
There was punch, a bowl of pretzels and a lava lamp. At 11:40 Mr. Haverkamp appeared at the top of the stairs in his bathrobe. He said, "Last song." The band played it. Then everyone found their coats.
The following week Mr. Haverkamp asked Scott for a copy of the tape. The band recorded five songs about the evening. They became the second release.
Page 4 of 6 · 1986–1988
In September 1986 Tracy handed a dubbed copy of the first tape to the overnight disc jockey at the Kettering Hill College station, 88.7 FM. He played it on the first Friday in October, at 1:12 in the morning.
He logged the band's name and the title on the station sheet. The next Friday someone called and requested the same song. The Friday after that, a caller asked who it was. The disc jockey said he did not know either.
The station played the band on Friday overnights for three years. The signal reached Downers Grove clearly and Naperville on a good night. The band listened in the closet with the lights off.
The log sheets were kept by the station and later by the archive. They are the most complete record of the band that exists.

Page 5 of 6 · 1987–1988
The EP came out in the spring of 1987. Three hundred copies were pressed. Kevin paid for it with the television-repair money and did not ask to be paid back.
The closet by then held three keyboards stacked on a stand, the computer and a speaker cabinet. It held no clothes. Kevin worked out the parts during the week on the bedroom floor, in headphones, with the television on a dead channel for the light.
Dawn recorded her vocals in the cedar closet in the basement, two floors down, among the family's winter coats. A moving blanket hung behind her. Nobody remembers whose idea that was.
The band played when someone asked. Someone usually asked.
Page 6 of 6 · 1989
Nothing went wrong. In the spring of 1989 Dawn was offered a teaching job in Minneapolis. Tracy was finishing school. Scott was getting married in the fall. Kevin said the third tape should be finished first, and it was.
The last show was on Saturday, May 13, 1989, in the Kettering Hill student union. They played every song on the first tape, in order.
On Saturday, August 26, 1989, they recorded the last track in the closet. It ends with Kevin switching the machines off one at a time, in the order he had switched them on. Then the tape runs out.
The station played it on October 14, 1989, at 2:02 in the morning. The masters stayed in a shoebox on the closet shelf until the house was sold. The first J-card in the archive arrived folded inside a sock.
Exhibit · cassette insert · WIR-001
The first tape arrived without a case. The card was folded inside a sock. It lists ten songs in Kevin's block capitals.
Side A
Side B
Catatonic in a Closet
Behind the Coats
Walk-In Records
Three releases, 1985–1989. Walk-In Records was the band. The catalog numbers were assigned in the closet.
WIR-001 · Cassette, C-60, dubbed
The first tape. Recorded on a cassette four-track standing on three phone books. Dubbed in real time, two copies an hour.
Read the card →WIR-002 · 12-inch EP, 33⅓ rpm
Five songs about one Saturday night. The only Walk-In release on vinyl. Paid for with the television-repair money.
Read the card →WIR-003 · Cassette, C-46
The last tape. Ten songs, recorded on weekends over eighteen months. It closes with the sound of the machines being switched off in order.
Read the card →Exhibit · log sheet
88.7 FM, Kettering Hill College, Friday overnight. The shift ran past midnight, so each play is logged under the Saturday date.
88.7 FM · Friday overnight · Kettering Hill College
| Date | Time | Title | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10/04/86 | 1:12 AM | Coat Hanger StaticCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001 | played from a dub |
| 10/11/86 | 1:40 AM | Coat Hanger StaticCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001 | requested |
| 10/18/86 | 12:52 AM | Please RewindCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001 | caller asked who |
| 02/07/87 | 1:31 AM | Christmas Lights in AprilCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001 | no sleeve |
| 11/14/87 | 2:15 AM | Lights On at 11:40Catatonic in a Closet · WIR-002 | requested again |
| 03/05/88 | 1:58 AM | Somebody's Dad at the Top of the StairsCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-002 | played twice |
| 06/17/89 | 1:07 AM | Burlington LineCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-003 | advance dub |
| 10/14/89 | 2:02 AM | Sign-OffCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-003 | tape ran out |
Live
Nine dates in five years. The band played when someone asked. Someone usually asked.
Fri. April 19, 1985
High school gym, Downers Grove
Spring talent show
Two songs. Did not place.
Sat. Aug. 17, 1985
Church parking lot, Downers Grove
Summer fair
Between the raffle and the cakewalk.
Fri. Oct. 25, 1985
Roller rink, Westmont
Halloween skate
Played from the snack-bar counter.
Sat. June 7, 1986
Backyard, Darien
Graduation party
Extension cord from the garage.
Sat. Nov. 29, 1986
The Haverkamp basement, Downers Grove
A small gathering
Ended 11:40 PM. One more song.
Sat. March 14, 1987
Student union, Kettering Hill College
Spring dance
Two sets. The gym floor was being refinished.
Sat. Dec. 19, 1987
A record shop on Ogden Avenue
In-store
EP on sale at the counter. Sold out of the box.
Sat. Aug. 6, 1988
Block party, Downers Grove
Street closed for the evening
Power from a neighbor's porch.
Sat. May 13, 1989
Student union, Kettering Hill College
Last show
The first tape, in order.
Filed 1989
Three releases on Walk-In Records. One J-card, folded inside a sock.
Eight lines of station log, 1986–1989. Nine show dates. Four clippings.
Downers Grove, Illinois. 1984–1989. Basement Laboratory New Wave.
The masters stayed on the closet shelf until the house was sold. The archive is still looking for the shoebox.
Contents of the closet
Item 01 · Wall treatment
One mattress pad, cut into thirty-four squares. Stapled. Some are still there.
Item 02 · Riser
1983, 1984 and 1984. They raised the four-track to hand height. Nobody looked a number up in them again.
Item 03 · Lighting
One string, replacing the overhead bulb, which hummed. Left on from July 1984 to August 1989.
Item 04 · Software
Labeled SYNC — DO NOT ERASE in block capitals. The program that made the machines agree. It was not erased.
Item 05 · Container
Gray. The first J-card in the archive arrived folded inside it. Its pair has not been located.
Press
Two local papers and one fanzine. Clipped, folded and kept in the J-card box.
The Grove Courier
Community news · April 25, 1985
Twenty-two acts performed Friday in the high school gymnasium. First place went to a baton routine set to a march.
A synthesizer group from the junior class performed two original songs. The second song had a second verse.
Hiss & Wow
Fanzine · issue 3 · Winter 1985
Came in a sandwich bag with a hand-cut card. Ten songs. The drum machine never misses and the singer does not seem to want it to.
Side B is better. Nobody in this band is trying to sound like anyone. We have played it every day for a month.
The Kettering Hill Kite
Student newspaper · March 19, 1987
With the gymnasium floor under refinish, Saturday's dance was held in the student union. Attendance was estimated at 140.
Music was provided by a four-piece group from Downers Grove whose songs are played on the station's Friday overnight. The group played two sets and asked that the lights stay low.
Hiss & Wow
Fanzine · issue 14 · Summer 1989
The third and, we are told, the last. Ten songs. The keyboards talk to each other now without anyone in the room.
The final track ends with the equipment being switched off. We listened until the tape stopped. Then we rewound it.
On the record
Initials only, at their request.
I was at the talent show. I did not know what it was. I kept the program.
R.D. · Downers Grove
I sat behind the two teachers. On the second song, one of them tapped his foot.
T.B. · Westmont
Mr. Haverkamp asked me to find my coat. I found it. I bought the tape the next week.
K.L. · Darien
I called the station at one in the morning to ask who it was. The disc jockey said he was hoping I would know.
M.P. · Lisle
My sister programmed the drums. She still counts in eighths when she does the dishes.
J.L. · Downers Grove
I returned a borrowed tape to Kevin Wojcik at the television repair shop on Ogden Avenue in 1988. He took it, rewound it to the beginning, and handed it back to me. I had already rewound it. He knew that. He did it anyway.
P. Sobczak · Downers Grove, IL
Two more frames from the box.


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